
Kethon Mate Kyaw at Burma Burma.
A couple of years ago, just as the monsoons rolled around, a senior journalist friend of mine mocked, “As soon as it starts raining, newspapers and food writers will look for a way to do a chai-and-pakoda story.” For Mumbaikars, pakodas are the quintessential rainy day snack, full of romantic nostalgia and comfort. But they are also a really boring cliche, as trite as bhutta – which, we must admit, has lost its charm in the last few years, ever since white makkai was replaced everywhere by the characterless and flavourless American yellow sweet corn. Yet we love hot, crisp, fatty, and salty foods when it’s wet and cold outside and damp and stuffy inside. It’s just that they don’t only have to be made of onions and besan. The city has plenty of weird and wonderful options. Here is my chai-and-pakoda story, but with a twist of course – these are seven community-specific monsoon snacks that you won’t find at every second street corner.
1. Kethon Mate Kyaw, Burma Burma (Burmese)
Kothari House, Oak Lane, near Allana Centre, M. G. Road, behind Mumbai University. Fort. Tel: 022 4003 6600.
These Burmese fritters are as ubiquitous in their home country as our street pakodas are here, but they are as far from them in flavour as Kolhapuri kheema is from shepherd’s pie. Made with strips of spring onion, thin slices of tomato, and a batter of rice flour, they are as light and delicate as tempura and make regular pakodas look stodgy. TV chef Luke Nguyen says that the ladies in Burma call them a gossiping snack, but he prefers to think of them as a drinking snack. At Burma Burma, ask for extra of their in-house tamarind dip. And yes, there’s masala chai on the menu. Rs250.
2. Goli Baje, Ram Ashraya (Mangalorean)
Bhandarkar Road, Matunga (East). Tel: 022 2410 2623.
Goli baje or “marble fries” are a no-brainer teatime snack in South Canara. Unlike other fluffy fried batter snacks, these are pleasantly chewy and stretchy, thanks to the gluten in the maida. The batter is loosened with tangy yoghurt and typically scented with coconut, curry leaves, chillies, and ginger, and served alongside coconut chutney. Ram Ashraya’s version is best had with filter kaapi, of course. Rs33.
3. Tomato Vada, Vinay Health Home (Maharashtrian)
Jawar Mansion, Dr. B. A. Jaikar Marg, Fanaswadi Corner, Charni Road. Tel: 022 2208 1211.
To all appearances, this looks like a regular batata vada from the outside. But on the inside, the potatoes mingle with crushed tomato instead of minced garlic, making this a slightly tangier, more moist, differently fragrant version of the street staple. To the best of my knowledge, this is a Vinay invention. Have it with their other speciality, piyush, or even a cup of Bournvita. Rs35; on Fridays only.
4. Potato Tuk Sichuan Pepper, First Floor Bistro (Sindhi + Sichuan)
B, Sitaram Building, D. N. Road, Crawford Market. Tel: 022 2344 2690.
Baby potatoes are fried with their skin on, smashed, and fried again (double frying is de rigueur for Sindhi tuk). But then, seconds before they are served, they are tossed with a tongue-tingling Sichuan pepper, onion, and garlic sauce. “This dish is not spicy at all,” says First Floor Bistro owner Chetan Sethi. “It just makes your mouth go numb.” Sethi, who also co-owns Zaffran, told us the success of their alu tuk chaat inspired this dish. Rs210.
5. Jhula Kachori, Trupti (Gujarati)
Palladium Mall, Senapati Bapat Marg, Lower Parel. Tel: 022 2490 2211. Also at 123 V. P. Road, Girgaum. Tel: 022 2385 0022.
Try going to Trupti and not asking about this strange-looking farsan. Strips of kachori pastry dough – made by cutting slits into a thin sheet – are wrapped around a green ball that yields no clue about its contents. We could be fooled into thinking that, like ghugras, these are filled with peas. In fact, they are filled with a sweet-spicy mix of corn (the hue, alas, is from food colouring). Rs22.
6. Kobiraji Cutlet, Kolkata Callin’ (Bengali)
Plot 285, Madhukunj Society, Sher-e-Punjab Society, near Tolani College, Andheri (East). Tel: 022 3348 7767.
Clearly, the lacy egg cutlets of Irani cafes aren’t lacy enough. Here a fine floss of fried egg arrives like a cloud on the plate and, really, it’s so perfectly wispy and floaty, and still rich and flavourful, you don’t mind lingering over it before you get to the meat nestled inside. One theory goes that the name kobiraji is a Bengali version of the word ‘coverage’ or ‘cover-egg’ and that the snack is an adaptation of the cutlet introduced in the Raj era by the British. Balance the richness with aam pora shorbot, soda and lime. Chicken Rs180, mutton Rs210, fish Rs240.
7. Sanna Pakoda, Royal Sindh (Sindhi)
Shop No.2, Ground Floor, opposite Seven Bungalows Police Chowky, Jai Prakash Road, Versova, Andheri (West). Tel: 022 4520 7410.
The menu calls these ‘Pakode – Pyaaz’, but don’t be fooled by the innocuous name. These are more like sanna pakodas, which means ‘thin pakodas’, except that they are double fried. Think of these as the koki of pakodas – the besan batter contains chopped onions, cilantro and chillies, as well as roughly ground pomegranate seeds. After the pakodas are fried once, they are cut into smaller pieces and then fried again for extra crunchiness. These pakodas make you thirsty – punctuate bites with a chaas. Rs110.
Roshni Bajaj Sanghvi is a Mumbai-based food journalist, a contributing editor at Vogue magazine, a graduate of the French Culinary Institute in New York City, and a restaurant reviewer for the Hindustan Times newspaper in Mumbai.